I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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