dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You dont lie about slip and slides
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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