I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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