I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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