this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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