At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
