sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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