I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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