I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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