I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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