omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I believe in your delicious
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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