U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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