how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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