I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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