yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You may now shotgun with the bride
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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