I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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