That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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