no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
And my parents said I crawled through the house
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
how does that bad decision feel?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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