I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
