I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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