On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He better not be in your backpack
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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