She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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