smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Boobs speak an international language.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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