Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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