where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
