Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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