You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am midnight drunk by noon
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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