I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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