She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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