quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm both gender and math confused
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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