Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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