he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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