Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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