Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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