Jerry, you need to find god
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm always down for nudity.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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