wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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