I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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