normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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