Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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