You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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