the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
COCAINE IS GR8
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Randomize
