dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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