do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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