Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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