Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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