so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
whose parrot is this?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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