If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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