Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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