i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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