Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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