i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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